Top 5 Video Game Characters That Would Make Thanksgiving Awkward

Thanksgiving sucks. It's the 1 clip of twelvemonth you spot each those household members you walk the different 364 days of the twelvemonth avoiding. You know, the relative that's mode into NFTs and meme stocks. The uncle who listens to the Joe Rogan Experience and someway finds a mode to notation it astatine each driblet of the hat. It's each conscionable exhausting. 

And that doesn't adjacent get astatine however atrocious turkey is. Turkey is similar the Bunny Bread of meats. Dry, flavorless, and gross. Thanksgiving is simply a problematic vacation for galore reasons, but I deliberation turkey is the cherry connected apical of this crap sundae. How person we made specified a bland, disfigured vertebrate the centerpiece of this full yearly tradition? Don't get maine started connected those weird things nether turkeys' chins. I find it unfathomable that radical devour these creatures. 

I thin to skip my family's Thanksgiving. While that mightiness marque maine a atrocious son, household member, and wide person, it makes maine healthier mentally. I conscionable cannot bring myself to woody with the awkward conversations Thanksgiving forces retired of people. No, AJ, I bash not privation to perceive your thoughts connected the Bored Ape Yacht Club; it's a atrocious investment. Mitch, I perfectly bash not request to ticker this clip of Joe Rogan interviewing Dave Chappelle connected your iPhone 7. Literally, why does Jacob have a weapon connected him? In lawsuit the pumpkin pastry tries thing funny?

What does this person to bash with video games? Not a lot. But since we're disconnected this week and request to capable the website with content, present are my picks for the 5 video crippled characters that would marque Thanksgiving awkward.

5: This small idiosyncratic from the crippled Minit (not definite if they person a name)

If there's 1 happening you tin accidental astir Thanksgiving, it's that it lasts mode excessively long. But you gotta beryllium there, attentive, and conversable to support up appearances with your family. So could you ideate if each 60 seconds, 1 of you virtually died and had to commencement the full time over?

I don't cognize overmuch astir Minit – I've ne'er really played the crippled – but acknowledgment to its Wikipedia page, I cognize that you play the crippled 1 infinitesimal astatine a time. Once that infinitesimal is up, you dice and commencement over. 

This would beryllium the astir obnoxious mode to observe Thanksgiving. Everyone is suffering done this full ordeal together, but this lil guy, Mike Minit, arsenic we'll telephone him, keeps starting implicit each 60 seconds. He walks in, says hullo to the family, shakes 1 oregon 2 hands, grabs a plate, eyes the stuffing, past dies. Moments later, helium walks backmost successful the door, repeating the full process. 

Sounds annoying. I couldn't woody with it. 

4: Heartman from Death Stranding

You cognize what, portion we're astatine it, this feline would beryllium adjacent worse than Mike! Every 21 minutes, Heartman's bosom stops, helium dies, and helium goes to the Beach to hunt for his woman and girl earlier being revived 3 real-world minutes later. That's not rather arsenic atrocious arsenic Mr. Minit – but Heartman spends 21 minutes connected this mortal coil perpetually pontificating and over-explaining the subject of the earthy world. My God, you can't get a connection successful edgewise with this guy. 

Here I am, trying to drawback a 2nd helping of meal rolls, and this freaking feline is telling maine astir extinction entities. Shut the hellhole up! The lone happening that volition beryllium extinct astir present is my patience if you don't permission maine alone, Heartman. 

3: Mara from the Shin Megami Tensei and Persona series  

You tin conscionable look astatine the picture; I don't gotta constitute thing here. 

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... Actually, portion we're connected the taxable of the Persona and Shin Megami Tensei series, those games are chock-full of gross (and confusingly sexy) creatures you shouldn't invitation to your Thanksgiving get-togethers. I mean, look astatine this!

You know, for a bid astir precocious schoolhouse kids, Persona and Shin Megami Tensei games are filled with creatures either intimately resembling oregon outright brandishing their down-south features. Which, present that I deliberation astir it, it is somewhat due fixed what's connected astir precocious schoolhouse kids' minds. 

Nevertheless, you can't invitation immoderate of these folks to your household Thanksgiving! That's a dang cancellable discourtesy if I've ever seen one. How are you successful bully religion going to locomotion successful with Arioch (second from the left) and ever look your grandma successful the eyes again? They're excessively sexy! You expect maine to beryllium capable to devour mashed potatoes when Master Therion (far right) is crossed the array from maine with each that going on? I don't cognize astir you, but I'd beryllium excessively confused, distracted, and confusingly intrigued to get done dinner. At best, I'd request a infinitesimal to prevarication down and instrumentality myself off. 

Heck, if 1 of my household members brought any one of these creatures implicit to dinner, you champion judge I'd beryllium much than blessed to speech to AJ, Mitch, and Jacob. Perhaps each 3 astatine the aforesaid time!  

2: Trubbish from Pokémon

Hey, Pokémon fans, explicate this 1 to me. Trubbish is literally just a trash container with immoderate googly eyes stickered connected the front. The Pokémon Company is simply a multi-billion dollar institution and this is what the encephalon geniuses implicit determination are coming up with these days? That's immoderate rubbish if I've ever heard it. 

Anywho, you can't bring trash to your Thanksgiving get-together. Your aunt is already bringing her caller boyfriend! 

1: Wyzen from Asura's Wrath

He's excessively big! What're you gonna bash with this guy? Even if you lived successful the Boeing Everett Factory – which CNET tells me is the biggest gathering connected Earth, based connected measurement (3.5 cardinal gallons) – you inactive couldn't acceptable this feline successful your house. 

Even if you could accommodate Wyzen's size, however could you perchance provender him? He could devour each the Thanksgiving nutrient prepared successful each the homes that participate, and his tummy astir apt wouldn't adjacent registry the difference. It'd beryllium similar you offering a mean quality six particulate mites and calling it a meal. 

If Wyzen shows up to your Thanksgiving, you cognize you're successful for an awkward evening. Unseatable and unfeedable, you'd amended permission him disconnected your invitation list. 

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